Are you f***ing kidding me?!?!!!

Are you f***ing kidding me?!?!!!

“

Perhaps it’s true that things can change in a day. That a few dozen hours can affect the outcome of whole lifetimes. And that when they do, those few dozen hours, like the salvaged remains of a burned house—-the charred clock, the singed photograph, the scorched furniture—-must be resurrected from the ruins and examined. Preserved. Accounted for. Little events, ordinary things, smashed and reconstitutred. Imbued with new meaning. Suddenly they become the bleached bones of a story.

—Arundhati Roy- The God of Small Things (via thehairpinturn)

You’re goin’ places, kid.

Derp.

“Because it looks cool with my asymmetrical upper lip piercings.”

“I’m here to fuck shit up.”

The Unofficial DSL Society Spokeswoman.

Someone wandered from their tribe…

First of all, how do you talk?

Second, how do you eat?

And third, where can you get a job with that face?

Chief of the Coca-Cola Tribe

Scott is a virgin.